dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Everything about him screamed your future.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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