I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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