I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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