im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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