I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Randomize
