wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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