she peed on how many people?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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