he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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