turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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