i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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