Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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