Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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