pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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