have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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