We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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