There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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