I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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