was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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