called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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