yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
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