They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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