and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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