Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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