He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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