I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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