Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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