I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
