theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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