We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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