somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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