Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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