You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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