What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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