I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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