What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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