i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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