We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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