I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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