I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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