So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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