Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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