Will you blow on my dice?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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