We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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