Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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