She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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