How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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