Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
