i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
