How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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