i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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