I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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