i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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