are you still at the devil's house?
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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