Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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