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(856): View more from New Jersey

i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear

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(972): View more from Texas

I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.

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(631): View more from New York

Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.

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(224): View more from Illinois

States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.

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(248): View more from Michigan

btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese

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(204): View more from Manitoba

There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.

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(563): View more from Iowa

I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.

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(409): View more from Texas

Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime

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