YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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