Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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